Seen an R4? Buy it

Whether you are a slim punk or a fat punk, a yet to be punk or a post punk or even a punk wannabe you don't spend your hard earned on a DS or DSi and then watch it limp along never getting off the ground. If you want it to be radically improved then you need an R4 adaptor. Buy local, buy green, cut the carbon footprint and support your local, British company. There's a recession here too and we need all the help we can get. If you want music, you need a card and an R4 adaptor too and then you have a machine that has just expanded its horizons. Why use it just for games when it can do so much more. Want to keep a photo album of your five hundred favourite gothic horror designs? Want a parade of your favourite punk images from your favourite bands? Want to run a slideshow? Take a run down your favourite ride with some accompaniment? You can't do any of that with any success until you beef up the power of your console.

The way to do that is add real, raw power and to do that you need an r4 adaptor. Make sure it's a good one, no point in telling all your friends you have a new super machine and then failing to power it up come the big moment. British bought, they are super reliable and extremely robust, but if you want a guarantee of quality you need to buy British from a company that isn't going to refuse help and disappear at the first sign of trouble. Only a British based company will be with you through thick and thin, making sure that the guarantee, that money back warranty and assured replacement, is done and dusted in the unlikely event of you ever having a problem. Just slot in your brand new shiny toy, the wonderful R4 adaptor, push in the card and away you go. You only need the one adaptor and then you have a super machine, ready to obey your every whim and command.

The only thing it won't do is pour pints of lager. Upload and download files, play music, watch movies etc. etc. You have turned a nice machine into a multi- purpose work centre as well an entertainer. Only an R4 adaptor can work that miracle. Don't forget everything comes preinstalled and ready, checked and tested, so it is simply an out-of-the-box pleasure to use. Then you can stuff your memory card full of great music and wicked images to have the ultimate portable machine and organiser. It will say much more about who you are than a zillion face book lines, because you can completely customise it until every image and every sound is exactly as you want. Put your favourite Green Day tracks on and listen whenever you want, team it with an Eden tee short and you have the ultimate in cool, fresh, delivered daily, punk.